See it in action
Every screen, built for the banter
From the pot to Bring an item to Kangaroo Court, here is the app in the flesh.
How it works
Set it up at the start of the season and let the fines roll in all year.
The admin sets the rulebook. Late to training, own goal, dirty boots, terrible haircut. You decide the crimes and the price.
The admin issues the fines from the rulebook, or spins a letter and sets the squad a Bring an item challenge. Every one lands on the feed for the whole squad to rip into.
Every fine feeds the shared kitty. Track the total, the fine table, and who owes what, all in one place.
End of season, the pot pays for the night out. The biggest offenders get the drinks in.
Features
Built for the banter, and for actually keeping track.
A living total of the kitty with a target for the end of season do. The number everyone watches climb.
Spin a letter, and everyone has to bring something beginning with it to training. No two the same, so the good ones go fast. Turn up empty handed and you are in the book.
Every fine and price, set by the admin, visible to all.
A live leaderboard of the season's worst offenders.
Every fine, reaction and comment. Where the banter lives.
Feeling lucky? Spin to void a fine instead of paying.
Challenge a mate to a coin toss, the loser pays both fines.
Appeal a fine and let the whole squad vote as the jury.
Share a code or QR to add the squad, guests included.
Football, rugby, cricket, netball, or a group of mates.
See it in action
From the pot to Bring an item to Kangaroo Court, here is the app in the flesh.
Live from the clubs
Real crimes, real clubs, real fines. A running wall of the daftest ones being dished out right now. Short of ideas? We have 101 team fines with prices.
“Late because he had to get ham for his dad's sandwich.”
“Wore his little sister's shin pads to a cup game.”
“Own goal, then celebrated it in front of the away end.”
“Mum dropped his boots off at the ground. Aged 29.”
“Turned up to five a side in a pair of Crocs.”
“Terrible haircut. Genuinely put the lads off their game.”
“Sent a four minute voice note to the team group chat.”
“Brought a brand new girlfriend to a wet Tuesday away game.”
“Called the gaffer 'mate' during the half time team talk.”
The fine table
A live leaderboard of who has racked up the most this season. It settles arguments, fuels the group chat, and gives the worst offender something to answer for at the do.
Download freeThe first rule
What's the first rule of Fine Club?
You do talk about Fine Club. Loudly. In the group chat. Every single week.
Where the pot goes
A whole season of fines adds up. This is where clubs blow the lot.
A full season of own goals and late fines funded three nights in San Antonio. Worth every fine.
Pot: £1,240A season of dirty boots and missed penalties turned into three days of tapas, beers on Las Ramblas and one very long Saturday.
Pot: £860A proper sit down, trophies for the worst offenders, and the kitty behind the bar all night.
Pot: £1,050Pricing
The whole club, all season, for nothing. Every player joins and plays free, with no per player fees and nothing to pay to get started.
Everything your club needs to run its fines.
Free to download and free to use. If we add paid extras down the line, there will always be a free way to run your club.
Fines lists and guides
Free to read, nothing gated. Start with the big list and work down.
FAQ
No. Fine Club keeps the tally and the pot total, but no real money ever moves through the app. Your club settles up however it likes, cash, bank transfer, or behind the bar at the do.
The club admin issues the fines from the rulebook. A fined player is not stuck though: they can pay up, appeal to Kangaroo Court where the whole squad votes, spin the wheel, or challenge a mate to a duel.
It is the squad challenge that has taken over team group chats. The app spins a letter, and everyone has to bring an item beginning with that letter to training or match day. No two players can bring the same thing, so the easy ones go early. There is no deadline, so anyone who forgets can still turn up with theirs next week. The admin marks off who managed it, and whoever did not pick up the forfeit straight into the pot.
Not at all. Rugby, cricket, netball, golf, five a side, or a group of mates. If your crowd has a fines culture, it works.
Fine Club is for ages 18 and over.
It is out now, free on the App Store and Google Play. Download it, write your rulebook, and invite the squad.