Run your team's fines. Keep the banter.

The lighthearted app for any squad's fines. Write the rulebook, dish out the fines, set the lads a Bring an item challenge, and watch the kitty grow for the end of season do.

How it works

Four steps to a full pot

Set it up at the start of the season and let the fines roll in all year.

01

Write the rules

The admin sets the rulebook. Late to training, own goal, dirty boots, terrible haircut. You decide the crimes and the price.

02

Dish out fines

The admin issues the fines from the rulebook, or spins a letter and sets the squad a Bring an item challenge. Every one lands on the feed for the whole squad to rip into.

03

Watch the pot grow

Every fine feeds the shared kitty. Track the total, the fine table, and who owes what, all in one place.

04

Enjoy the do

End of season, the pot pays for the night out. The biggest offenders get the drinks in.

Features

Everything the group chat can't do

Built for the banter, and for actually keeping track.

£284

The pot

A living total of the kitty with a target for the end of season do. The number everyone watches climb.

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Bring an item

Spin a letter, and everyone has to bring something beginning with it to training. No two the same, so the good ones go fast. Turn up empty handed and you are in the book.

The rulebook

Every fine and price, set by the admin, visible to all.

The fine table

A live leaderboard of the season's worst offenders.

The Wall

Every fine, reaction and comment. Where the banter lives.

Spin the wheel

Feeling lucky? Spin to void a fine instead of paying.

The duel

Challenge a mate to a coin toss, the loser pays both fines.

Kangaroo Court

Appeal a fine and let the whole squad vote as the jury.

Join codes

Share a code or QR to add the squad, guests included.

Any squad

Football, rugby, cricket, netball, or a group of mates.

See it in action

Every screen, built for the banter

From the pot to Bring an item to Kangaroo Court, here is the app in the flesh.

The Fine Club app, The pot. The shared kitty climbing toward the end of season do.
The potThe shared kitty climbing toward the end of season do.
The Fine Club app, The rulebook. Every fine and its price, set by the admin.
The rulebookEvery fine and its price, set by the admin.
The Fine Club app, Issue a fine. The admin picks the crime and sets the damage in seconds.
Issue a fineThe admin picks the crime and sets the damage in seconds.
Bring an itemSpin a letter and the whole squad has to bring something beginning with it. Turn up without one and it is a fine.
The Fine Club app, The fine table. A live leaderboard of the season's worst offenders.
The fine tableA live leaderboard of the season's worst offenders.
The Fine Club app, Spin the wheel. Feeling lucky? Risk a fine on the wheel instead of paying.
Spin the wheelFeeling lucky? Risk a fine on the wheel instead of paying.
The duelChallenge a mate to a coin toss, the loser pays both fines.
The Fine Club app, Kangaroo Court. Appeal a dodgy fine and let the squad be the jury.
Kangaroo CourtAppeal a dodgy fine and let the squad be the jury.
The Fine Club app, Add your squad. Share a code or QR to get the whole team in.
Add your squadShare a code or QR to get the whole team in.
The Fine Club app, Your fines. Know exactly what you owe, and exactly why.
Your finesKnow exactly what you owe, and exactly why.

Live from the clubs

The funniest fines online

Real crimes, real clubs, real fines. A running wall of the daftest ones being dished out right now.

£3.50😂 214

Late because he had to get ham for his dad's sandwich.

SR Station Road FC · Sheffield
£5😂 176

Wore his little sister's shin pads to a cup game.

MR Marsh Rovers · Leeds
£10😂 302

Own goal, then celebrated it in front of the away end.

DF Dockside FC · Hull
£5😂 141

Mum dropped his boots off at the ground. Aged 29.

OB Old Boys AFC · Bristol
£4😂 158

Turned up to five a side in a pair of Crocs.

TF The Feathers XI · Nottingham
£5😂 97

Terrible haircut. Genuinely put the lads off their game.

PA Parkside Athletic · Glasgow
£1😂 189

Sent a four minute voice note to the team group chat.

RR Riverside Rangers · Newcastle
£5😂 88

Brought a brand new girlfriend to a wet Tuesday away game.

KH Kings Head FC · Brighton
£2😂 123

Called the gaffer 'mate' during the half time team talk.

CA Crown & Anchor · Portsmouth

The fine table

Nobody wants top spot

A live leaderboard of who has racked up the most this season. It settles arguments, fuels the group chat, and gives the worst offender something to answer for at the do.

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The first rule

What's the first rule of Fine Club?

You do talk about Fine Club. Loudly. In the group chat. Every single week.

Where the pot goes

The best bit is the end

A whole season of fines adds up. This is where clubs blow the lot.

IbizaThe tour to end all tours
Marsh Rovers Sunday XI

A full season of own goals and late fines funded three nights in San Antonio. Worth every fine.

Pot: £1,240
BarcelonaThe end of season weekender
Dockside FC

A season of dirty boots and missed penalties turned into three days of tapas, beers on Las Ramblas and one very long Saturday.

Pot: £860
The awards doPresentation night
Sunday Legends

A proper sit down, trophies for the worst offenders, and the kitty behind the bar all night.

Pot: £1,050

Pricing

Completely free

The whole club, all season, for nothing. Every player joins and plays free, with no per player fees and nothing to pay to get started.

Free to use

Free

Everything your club needs to run its fines.

£0 / no catch
  • The rulebook, fines and the pot
  • The fine table and The Wall
  • Bring an item events, as many as you like
  • Spin the wheel, duels and Kangaroo Court
  • Unlimited players and guests
Get early access

Free to download and free to use. If we add paid extras down the line, there will always be a free way to run your club.

FAQ

Good questions

Is it real money?

No. Fine Club keeps the tally and the pot total, but no real money ever moves through the app. Your club settles up however it likes, cash, bank transfer, or behind the bar at the do.

Who can issue a fine?

The club admin issues the fines from the rulebook. A fined player is not stuck though: they can pay up, appeal to Kangaroo Court where the whole squad votes, spin the wheel, or challenge a mate to a duel.

What is Bring an item?

It is the squad challenge that has taken over team group chats. The app spins a letter, and everyone has to bring an item beginning with that letter to training or match day. No two players can bring the same thing, so the easy ones go early. There is no deadline, so anyone who forgets can still turn up with theirs next week. The admin marks off who managed it, and whoever did not pick up the forfeit straight into the pot.

Does it only work for football?

Not at all. Rugby, cricket, netball, golf, five a side, or a group of mates. If your crowd has a fines culture, it works.

Is there an age limit?

Fine Club is for ages 18 and over.

When is it out?

Soon, on iOS and Android. Leave your email below and you'll be first to know.

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